Giant Gummy Bear
"101 Ways to Kill A Zombie" by Robb Pearlman and Dave Urban
"Throw the Damn Ball: Classic Poetry by Dogs" by R.D. Rosen
DIY Temporary Tattoos
"It's a Punderful Life" by Gemma Correll
Magic Frog to Prince
Grow Your Own Christmas Tree
Alien Ice Cream
Shakespearean Insult Bandages
"Color Me Swoon: The Beefcake Activity Book for Good Color-Inners as well as Beginners"
"Bro-Jitsu: The Martial Art of Sibling Smackdown" by Daniel H. Wilson
Instant Ugly Christmas Sweater
"WTF, Evolution?!: A Theory of Unintelligible Design" by Mary Grunbaum
William Shakespeare's The Empire Striketh Back
"Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness (Vault of Simpsonology)" by Matt Groening
"The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse: A Cookbook and Culinary Survival Guide"
Science Unisex Socks
Hershey's Giant Kiss
Giant 1 Pound Snickers Bar
"Texts from Jane Eyre: And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters"
"The Geek's Guide to Dating" by Eric Smith