Funny Gifts For Bacon Lovers

  • They say good things come in threes, but we're overachievers! We just had to give you a whole list, so check out all these ideas for gift inspiration. Our Gift Gurus are constantly scouting out products, and there's nothing they like more than sharing their new finds with you. Enjoy the show and share your favorites on Pinterest or Facebook! --
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  • We didn't stop at bacon and popcorn...we added cheese! For decades, Great Granny's been saving her bacon grease in that old rusty coffee can in her kitchen, and popping some fresh kernels on her stovetop with it. Bless her heart. Well now she can sit back and relax. Cheddar Bacon POP combines the comfort and flavor of yester-year food with the convenience of today's microwave. Because in...
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  • You have bacon with your eggs for breakfast, on your sandwich at lunch and in your pasta at dinner. Now, with our Bacon Koozie you can have your favorite meaty treat with your beer! Similar to other Koozies, this will keep your hands warm while keeping your beer cold, only your senses will be comforted with the thought of delicious, greasy bacon. Our Bacon Koozie is also really great...
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  • The sizzle, the spatter, the smoky perfume filling the kitchen... bacon is a delight for the senses! You cant deny that everything is better with bacon ribbon on top. And we mean everything! The hickory aroma and dripping taste of bacon is nothing short of poetic. Express your meaty satisfaction and spatter your inner marvel with our Bacon Magnetic Poetry Kit! Tell your favorite pork elixir...
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  • "Are you a sucker for anything bacon flavored? Try Melville Candy Company's delicious barbecue bacon flavored lollipops! Bacon shaped lollipops are a combination of BBQ smoky flavor with the sweetness of a lollipop giving your taste buds a sweet savory sensation." 6 individually wrapped lollipops presented in one gift set.
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  • These are words to live by people: Either you love bacon or you're wrong. You know it. I know it. Make sure other people know it. This porky print is individually numbered and printed with oil-based ink on 12" x 12 ". Stonehenge archival paper.
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    Don't wait for bacon-geddon to declare your allegiance to the pork god. This meaty gift box for bacon lovers comes with more bacon-goodies than you can imagine, letting them pucker up with bacon lip balm, apply meat to their wounds with bacon bandages, and make the fashion world sizzle with made-in-USA bacon socks. It's like a first aid kit for bacon lovers, and you just came to the rescue!

    Guru Tip: Studies have shown a 50% increase in winning the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game after using the lip balm.

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    Send your bacon freak to hog heaven with this delicious hot sauce that has enough bacon-infused goodness to make them sizzle in their shoes. It's great on pretty much anything, from burgers to burritos, not to mention fruit and ice cream (seriously). They'll practically tap dance to the unique taste, and they'll love you for servin' it up hot.

    Guru Tip: What good is hot sauce without something to put it on? Try tri-tip or ribs for starters.

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  • Porcus Infernum is a brand new hot sauce "hot" off the market and claims to be "crafted in the bowels of perdition by infidels for infidels". This bottle is filled with hellacious heat and the "sinful" flavor of bacon. Add it to your favorite hot-sauce-worthy foods and make them even better with bacon. Think about it. Eggs. Baked potatoes. A bloody mary. Burgers...
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    They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And females who smell like bacon might have a leg up (or is that a lip up?) on their sisters who don't. This bacon-smelling lip balm isn't meant just to attract men, though… heck, there are plenty of gals out there who like the smell and taste of bacon, too. Buy this lip balm for any bacon fan – with the bonus being smooth, silky lips.

    Guru Tip: Drop this lip balm in a bacon-themed gift box as a bonus.

    • 4.5 grams
    • SPF 17 sunscreen
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    The bacon maven you're looking to buy for will go hog wild when you give them this delicious taste bud enhancer. When they use it to cook eggs, to drizzle on salads, to make BLTs, or to flavor their other edible endeavor, those meals and snacks will then be officially bacon boosted thanks to you.

    • Weighs 8.5 oz.
    • Comes in a glass bottle
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  • With this bacon tuxedo shirt, not only can you wear bacon everywhere you go, but you can stay classy while you do it. Grab one of these killer bacon shirts and avoid trying to make your own greasy bacon tuxedo. Everything is better with bacon. This shirt is 100% polyester. Machine wash cold on gentle cycle; tumble dry low.
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  • Bacon lovers unite! Finally, you can have your dessert that also contains your favorite food group - Bacon! This maple bacon lollipop has a fiercely delicious combination of real smoky bacon bits and delicious maple syrup, giving an all-at-once savory and sweet sensation. Made with cured bacon and pure Vermont maple syrup, these Man Bait Lollipops have earned the Bacon Freak seal of approval....
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  • These are not your average chocolate chip cookies that you'll find at the store. Packed with bacon and chocolate chips, these cookies will have everyone sticking their hand in the cookie jar and not caring if they get caught. And we can't blame them either. These cookies are hard to resist. The alluring taste of bacon mixed with smooth, rich chocolate; creates an explosive flavor of epic...
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  • This year, why not give your Mom what she really wants for Mother's Day? Hint: It's not flowers. Or chocolates. What Mom wants is to unwrap her gift and find a bundle of bacon goodies! Our "Bacon With Mom" bundle is ideal for the Mom who loves to cook and bake. This gift pack is filled with products that will give your Mom an excuse to spend some quality time in the kitchen. It's a win-win...
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  • Salty, crispy, crunchy, tasty! Bring home the bacon with these delicious recipes, including appetizers, salads, dinners, and even desserts. Some recipes in this book include: Bacon Reuben Sandwiches Bacon-Wrapped Scallops Apple Bacon German Pancake Chicken Bacon Barbecue Pizza Peanut Butter Bacon Cupcakes And more!
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  • It's liquid, carbonated, a little sweet, and tastes like bacon! Forget those fruity sodas. We bring you a meat soda: Bacon Soda! And you're thinking, "That's just pure madness!" But no, it's really not. It's genius. Genius, we tell ya! Pure mad genius! Ah hahaha! Whoa... did we just see a flash of lightning? Odd... Well, we know some of you have heard of this soda and thought...
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  • The jelly bean is a candy loved by many. Because of its different flavors, there's one for everyone. But for far too long, other flavors have been cut out and put on the sidelines. So why not have a bacon flavored jelly bean? Bacon definitely deserves a place in the jelly bean world. For decades, the jelly beans sat there being snobs, only allowing fruit or dessert flavors to play on their...
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  • Who doesn't like the smell of bacon? Vegetarians, people who have killed their olfactory system doing countless bad, un-bacony things, and fish. We're pretty sure fish can't smell bacon. We don't even think they know what bacon is. Poor fish... But hey, you like the smell of bacon! And sometimes, we're so full from eating bacon that we don't want to cook more bacon just to enjoy its glorious...
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