When you're cursed with immortality, it helps if the little things in life amuse you. For instance, the word "chimichanga." Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Or duct tape. Both the words and the object itself. Also, those little yellow boxes. They are the awesome because they are always right.
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One of the nicest things about working at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which you should totally do, BTW) is that you feel like you're in your atmosphere. We have geeks of all stripes, and there's never any apologizing for not catching the past weekend's football games (although we do have our share of sports geeks).
What was once a symbol of triumph, justice, and pride has become nothing more than a painful amalgamation of memories and past desires. Fallen to the plague, our country was divided into those that turned and those that fought to survive. Now, it's the Walking Dead who rule this country and we're just dinner. Walking Dead Flag printed on white, 100% cotton shirt.
In the eleven-or-so Doctors we've encountered, David Tennant is the most swoon-worthy. Is it the hair? The trench? The Chucks? The way his Doctor has an English accent but his real accent is Scottish? Doesn't matter. There is something about the man that makes our hearts beat a little faster. (Yes, even the men of TG have a bit of a bro-crush on Tennant.)
Did you realize Cookie Monster has opposable thumbs? Opposable thumbs are important for getting into challenging store-bought dessert packaging and for opening the cartons of milk needed to wash down said cookies. They also make dunking said cookies more of a possibility, because dunking without thumbs is hard. Unless your cookies are predunked, like these....