The 2011 Giftee Awards
Most Wacky Gift
Most Wacky Gift
Go the F**k to Sleep
Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar — and unspoken — tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny.
Canned Unicorn Meat
No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real! Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland.
Life-Size Chuck Norris Wall Decal
Life-Size Chuck Norris Wall Decal. If you know someone who is a Chuck Norris fan or a fan of Chuck Norris movies and you’re looking for the right sports gift, Fathead has the perfect present. Give that certain someone this Chuck Norris Fathead for their birthday, graduation, holidays or just because. This Chuck Norris gift is one that a movie fan will always remember.
The World's Largest Gummy Worm
The World's Largest Gummy Worm is 128 times more massive than a traditional gummy worm. Measuring twenty-six inches long and weighing in at approximately 3 pounds, the World's Largest Gummy Worm is the most delicious 4,000-calorie candy worm in existence. Each World's Largest Gummy Worm features dual flavors, a ribbed body, and a five inch girth.
DJ Cat Scratch Turntable
Its time to get educated son, so gather the kitties on your turf and drop some beats! Bust a move and get our DJ Cat Scratch Turntable so your alley cat can start scratching and grooving! Your cats natural ability to spin and scratch will shine when you place this on the floor! Check out the hook while your kitty revolves it!
Heelarious Heels For Infants
Your little one will look fabulous in these soft crib shoes designed to look like high heels! Each pair of heelarious heels is packaged in a darling purse-shaped gift box, complete with a rhinestone closure. Red satin heel with leopard satin lining for infants size 0-6 months