Brains. Zombies want them. And you’ve got them. How do we know? Because you landed smack in the middle of our ultimate zombie gifts collection! Any fan of the undead who receives one of these gruesome gifts will be screaming with glee … if they dare.
It's all about having the right tool for the job, be it digging a trench or dispatching the undead. So gear up with a compact machete, folding shovel, fixed blade knife, first aid kit, tactical flashlight and the brilliant survival guide by Max Brooks. Gear up and get ready to turn the tide. The walkers don't stand a chance. From Man Crates. No bows. No ribbons. No fluff. Obviously.
This is a first in the centuries-old fight for world domination. In this PC game, players fight on the side of the vampires to fight back a zombie invasion! Zombie dictator Boombata has turned millions of Earth’s television viewers into mindless zombies in order to take over the world. Players lead the vamps to victory and save the world.
Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, moon penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, and strangely don't mind Canadians. Each ghoulishly colorful painting reveals a funny and unexpected scene of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that riles up the walking dead (astronauts, rain, bagpipes, re-gifting, and more).
Inspired by classic '70s tube socks, our Zombie Socks are light grey and black stripes. Olive drab letters, heel, toe. Design is woven in, not screenprinted. Unisex design fits most - women's shoe size 7; men's 13.
A nibble from this zombie Sock Monkey would probably tickle more than anything. But that's okay, because all it really wants is a friend. Its outfit is pretty well-worn (as zombie outfits tend to be) and it's also missing a shoe. Luckily it has its Smiley Meal sack lunch to tide it over until dinner. Dinner not included.
Guru Tip: Are they a zombie lover? Rent them a zombie movie, or check out our gift basket of zombie-themed goodies.
While zombies continue to rule the roost, gift him with this trendy survival crate. Watch him as he pries open this cool wooden box using the included crow bar, and finds filled a treasure trove of loot. He can play with his new zombie gear (knife! Spam!) while reading the bestselling book, Zombie Survival Guide.
Guru Tip: If they are mega-zombie fans, slip in a season of The Walking Dead on Blue-Ray!
Includes a ten-inch, steel Gator Machete Junior
Kit includes book, flashlight, first aid kit, duct tape and snack