This isn't grade school—in the real world, nerds are cool and sexy, especially outfitted with knee-high unisex socks emblazoned with "Science," a talking bobble-head Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, and an assortment of gag references from a Schrödinger's Cat finger puppet to Relatively Strong Einstein mints. Ground control to Major Tom. Let the countdown begin for a gift that defies gravity.
Guru Tip: If college taught us anything, it's that science people party like no other. Why not stage a nerdy party themed with these clever gags?