Love the rich, warm sound of vinyl, but wish it was a more moveable music format? Put down the iPod and mobilize your music with the Crosley Cruiser three-speed portable turntable. Constructed of wood and bound in a leatherette material, the briefcase-styled record player is lightweight and easily transported from place to place. It features built-in stereo speakers so you can listen to... More at AlwaysFits.com
Give your friends and family the gift of Scottish Lordship. With the Become a Laird or Lady Gift Box, the lucky recipient will gain ownership of one square foot of land in Scotland. Obviously, that's a little small to build their dream home. However, with land ownership comes the right to call yourself by the Scottish title of Laird (British equivalent of Lord) or Lady. The recipient also... More at AlwaysFits.com
Love the rich, warm sound of vinyl, but wish it was a more moveable music format? Put down the iPod and mobilize your music with the Crosley Cruiser three-speed portable turntable. Constructed of wood and bound in a leatherette material, the briefcase-styled record player is lightweight and easily transported from place to place. It features built-in stereo speakers so you can listen to... More at AlwaysFits.com
Do you know anyone as sweet as a cupcake? Sure you do!... Our Cupcake Pillow makes a great gift for your "sweet" heart of any age. It looks sweet enough to eat, but don't do that! You can easily get your 100% calorie free chocolate fix by holding this pillow tightly! 100% Polyester. measures 18" tall x 16" wide. More at AlwaysFits.com
This hilarious dart drinking game comes with 4 darts, a dart board and 4 shot glasses. Throw a dart and get: Half Shot, Full Shot, Double Shot, Drink with a Buddy, Pass, Make someone else drink, Everyone Drinks is the Bullseye. More at AlwaysFits.com
Now there's a way to stay classy while still drinking from that Red Solo cup we all love so much! The Red Solo Cup Wine Glass Set includes a set of 2 Ceramic Wine Glasses. Each glass holds up to 12 oz, and is 8" tall. Hand wash only. More at AlwaysFits.com
Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug shots on a set of shot glasses! Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. More at AlwaysFits.com
Drink your decaf in this dazzling mug - and watch your civil liberties disappear and reappear! Simply pour in your coffee or any hot beverage and watch the painstaking work of the founding fathers vanish before your eyes and then reappear after drinking up or cooling down. A great way to amaze and entertain a guest with satire. Imported. More at AlwaysFits.com
Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer. Looks just like traditional brass knuckles but instead of "knuckles" there is a tenderizer grid. Its made of heavy aluminum alloy & its grooves make it easy to hold and pound the meat. Now what are you waiting for? Pound it out ! More at AlwaysFits.com
Sharks kill about 6 people a year, but hippos kill 300! This mug has an adorable, but deadly, hippo that will sit just below the surface of your coffee waiting for you to reveal its gaping maw. Also good for your kid's milk - it will teach them what animals they really need to fear.
The Hippo Attack Mug is a 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) tall porcelain mug with a hippo head on the bottom. Dishwasher... More at AlwaysFits.com
From all reports, William Shakespeare was a decent guy. He was generous, funny, and could drink with the best of them. But one thing you didn't want to do is piss him off. Shakespeare was the Don Rickles of Elizabethan England - His brilliantly crafted insults and witty barbs could bring the fiercest soldier to tears. The Shakespeare Insults mug is covered with The Bard's funniest and... More at AlwaysFits.com
Do you want to journal but you just cant seem to find the time to write for twenty minutes a night? Our One Word A Day Journal is your answer to quick journaling. Instead of telling a book e-v-er-y-th-ing that happened in your day, sum it all up with just one word! This journal will also eliminate any risk of other people finding out the intimate details of your life! Includes a clever... More at AlwaysFits.com
Who couldn't use a bit of good old Freudian analysis? Or at least some good old Freudian slippers! Walk in the master's footsteps with these plush, comfy slippers, or just lounge on the couch and talk about your childhood. Psychological exam not included. More at AlwaysFits.com
Pour a hot beverage into our disappearing Disappearing Civil Liberties Heat Sensitive Mug and watch your civil liberties disappear! Mug features the complete text of the Bill of Rights, but pour in a hot beverage and see what remains! Great for girt for Republicans and Democrats. This thing really makes drinking coffee or any beverage easier, it actually holds it,... More at AlwaysFits.com
Love the rich, warm sound of vinyl, but wish it was a more moveable music format? Put down the iPod and mobilize your music with the Crosley Cruiser three-speed portable turntable. Constructed of wood and bound in a leatherette material, the briefcase-styled record player is lightweight and easily transported from place to place. It features built-in stereo speakers so you can listen to... More at AlwaysFits.com
"Love all,trust a few,do wrong to none."-William ShakespeareImage is slightly transparent to show the brass patina and wear pattern underneath. The piece is finished with a special metal sealer to prevent any further tarnish or discoloration. Any patina or wear is expected and adds to the charm of the piece. Measures 1.5 inches, approx. 6 inches from side to side with... More at AlwaysFits.com
When you want to represent your love for beer and the love for your country patriotic beer socks are for you! Unisex design fits most - women's shoe size 7 - men's 13.
Socks reach to the knee on persons 5'2" - 6'2"
Made in the U.S.A. of 75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex. Sold as pair. More at AlwaysFits.com
Some say the polar caps are melting a little bit everyday due to our convenience addiction. The more we drive our fossil fueled vehicles, the more the ice will melt away and eventually flood the world and raise the ocean level. Ocean front property today will be underwater and worthless someday in the future. Welcome to the Gulf of Cincinnati! Will it happen in 2012?... More at AlwaysFits.com
The Bottle of Wine Glass is located somewhere on the "classy" continuum between "a passed out drunk clutching the last sips of his bottle of Night Train" and drinking straight from the bottle. And that's exactly where we like to be. Maybe I can't smell the hints of chocolate or raspberry while swirling a fine Chardonnay. But I can put that entire bottle... More at AlwaysFits.com
These lovely floral inspired utensils will double as a bouquet for your kitchen table! They are sure to brighten any room.
Set of 6 includes: whisk, slotted spoon, solid spoon, spatula, turner & vase.
Made from polypropylene, nylon, silicone & stainless steel.
Utensils dimensions range from approximately 12" - 16" long. More at AlwaysFits.com
Big Bang Theory Bobblehead Mini Wackly Wobblers - Collection of 5 Hilarious Bobbleheads! This set includes five 3" bobble heads of your favorite Big Bang Theory characters: Sheldon (of course), Leonard, Penny, Raj & Howard! Have a blast playing Klingon Boggle & Laser Chess with these adorable nerds and their lovely neighbor! More at AlwaysFits.com
