Who the heck waited in line to marry Henry VIII? If you didnt do things HIS way, you were cast out of the kingdom or even worse, executed! He removed anyone who stood in his way wives, priests, heirs, and even in-laws. He was the stereo-typical give me my ball Im going home guy. So what better way to celebrate this legen(WAIT FOR IT)dary figure in history than with our Henry VIII Mug?... More at Perpetual Kid
Four-score and seven years ago, nothing couldve stored your data quite like our Abraham Lincoln Mimobot Flash Drive! This iconic memory stick allows documents, music, photos and data to be shared, transported and collected no matter capacity or the color of the plug! More at Perpetual Kid
Do you struggle trying to carry and balance tea for yourself and a friend to the table? With our Tea For Two Cups and Saucer, you can carry two cups on one saucer for the perfect little tea party! Free up your other hand to bring along some crumpets, the tea pot or the cream and sugar. One lump or two? Its the ideal set for sharing the other half with your other half! More at Perpetual Kid
Magic and mystery are part of their history along with the secret of our Gummy Bear Soap. Theres no better way to take a bath, shower or wash your hands than with the cheer and delight of Gummy Bear Soap! It might not make you jump higher but its a proven body cleaner that smells like a delicious gummy bear! Put one in every washroom in your house and office! Choose your favorite! ... More at Perpetual Kid
Create your very own food chain with these four nesting fishies. You can organize your snacks by color, flavor, sequence, or sell-by-date with our Fish Food. Your guests will be delighted to see them circling the table! More at Perpetual Kid
Grab your chopsticks, ginger, wasabi and soy sauce but do not try to eat our Sushi Doormat, its seriously not edible! It'll look mighty fine next to you while you enjoy your favorite sushi rolls though! You'll freshen up the style in your house with this not so fishy rug! Even if your guests are packed like sushi in your little apartment they wont mind all because of this awesome rug. Made... More at Perpetual Kid
The war against cowardly mugs has been going on for years! Put your hot beverages in our Grenade Mug to win the battle! Whether you're drinking black coffee, pomegranate tea or hot chocolate, your drink should never be in a wimpy cup! So throw your old mugs far, far away from you and get your caffeine from this explosive (does not really explode) mug! We always use this mug when we're... More at Perpetual Kid
Remember that scene in that zombie movie where the people survive by adopting the mannerisms and speech patterns of the zombie horde? They walk right through the undead and nobody even notices them. Totally the best idea ever, right? (Admit it, it's in your notebook under "Ideas On How To Survive Zombie Invasion.") You'll need a way to blend into the horde and avoid being... More at Perpetual Kid
Be sure to organize your books before its too late! Our steel The End Bookend brings back the fun in functional! Your books will tower and lean over the person below who is about to meet his doom! Read those books before it's too late... the end is near! Metal. More at Perpetual Kid
Looking forward to lunch is the only thing that keeps you going during those slow days at work. The day is dragging and your stomach is growling. Luckily, you packed your lunch in our Have A Nice Lunch Bag! Not only will your stomach be pleased but you'll also be in a better mood after seeing this insulated, cheery bag for 30 minutes! No other smiley face will keep your lunch warm or... More at Perpetual Kid
Celebrate your solider with these Army Men Candles from NuOp Design. This set of five green army men feature different poses and also will be a big hit on your Toy Story Movie lover's birthday cake. Whether you have a soldier or just a Toy Story fan in your house, our GI Candles will be a hit at the next birthday party bash! This set of five green army men takes us all back to our childhood... More at Perpetual Kid
It's been a long day of Jedi training and you just need a long hot bath or shower to relax your mind. Step out into our soft and warm hooded Yoda Bathrobe, complete with Yoda ears, embroidered Jedi logo and belt, to protect yourself from the cold and dry off in style. Available in both children and adult sizes. More at Perpetual Kid
BBQ like a dad of the year candidate! Toss on your Baby Carlos Hangover Apron and youre automatically cooking for two. Baby Carlos looks cute strapped down on your chest with the over-sized sunglasses! Relive your favorite moments and show your love for one of the past decades best movies! One and a half man wolf pack! Adult polyester apron. One size fits most. More at Perpetual Kid
Because who really doesnt love animal butts? Isnt that the real reason people visit the zoo? We keep laughing at the idea of the front end of that giraffe snacking on the lettuce in our fridge. Stick them to your fridge or office, theyre awesome anywhere they go! More at Perpetual Kid
Declare a war on plastic! By now you know that using a re-usable shopping bag is the responsible thing to do... have fun and make a statement while doing so! Unzip and pull the bag out from it's neoprene grenade cover when needed! When you done just tuck the bag back into it's cover. Holds approx. 4 gallons of goodies. More at Perpetual Kid
If you are looking for an extremely cute way to listen to music and keep your cords organized, our Bunny Buddy Ear Buds & Wrap are right up your alley! After you're done using the ear buds, wrap the chord around the cute bunny and the ear bud googly eyes fit right into the bunny's face! If you're wondering why this cute little bunny decided to hold your cords and ear buds, its because he... More at Perpetual Kid
There has been some debate about whether slow or fast zombies are scarier, but what about the zombie that stands in place and menaces you with spring-loaded neck and arms? Terrifying! Our vinyl Dashboard Zombie is a gruesome, brain-hungry terror standing atop an adhesive base and will waggle its rotting limbs at you no matter where you turn. You can run, you can hide but he just stays... More at Perpetual Kid
No need to crawl through the house looking for tape. Our Snail Tape Dispenser doesnt move too fast so it should always be in the same spot! This pokey snail has a weighted non-skid base that helps him stay put on your desk. Just keep the salt away! Measures 4.5 inches long. Orange and red plastic. More at Perpetual Kid
Add a prophecy to your afternoon with the ancient Chinese tradition of tea leaf reading. Equipped with a history lesson, instructions and a dictionary of symbols, this set will intrigue any fan of history or mysticism. Brew these loose black tea leaves in the accompanying mug and read the signs. Cup made in China; kit made in USA. More at Perpetual Kid
For all of you sci-fi fanatics out there, we present Dr. Who's Disappearing TARDIS Mug! The iconic time machine/spacecraft TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space) sits in disguise on a street in Britain as a Police Box. Just add hot liquid, and it disappears, only to reappear in a distant galaxy on the other side of the mug! Dr. Who really lucked out when the chameleon circuit... More at Perpetual Kid
We automatically assume that if you like our delicious Sushi Roll EarbudS & Cord Wrapper that you have an awesome taste in music. Wait... food preference directly correlates with music preference, right? Probably. This awesome set includes two sushi rolls for your ears and a Nigiri cord wrapper that will organize your cords and keep them from getting all tangled up! Compatible with... More at Perpetual Kid
Don't be sloppy anymore! Organize your cords and keep your headphones at hand with our well groomed Mustache Ear Buds, Stand & Cord Wrap! You'll always have the most dapper phone or pad with this multifunctional accessory! This quirky mustachioed character is super classy with his googly eyed ear buds! It's the perfect 'stach component for on the go classic movie watching as it suctions... More at Perpetual Kid
Wow! Stand back! This gigantic whoopee cushion will really make you sit up and take notice! Also known as the poo-poo cushion, this practical joke device produces that unmistakable noise resembling a...flatulence. What a blast! This oversized Master Blaster measures 12 INCHES IN DIAMETER and makes a huge gas of a sound! More at Perpetual Kid
Whether you fancy a book filled with short satirical stories, a classic novel or a book series filled with drama and adventure, you cant help but love the feeling of sitting down with an old book. There's nothing like the smell of the binding and the dust of your favorite book after its been sitting on the bookshelf for a few months! When you dont have time to curl up and read, use our... More at Perpetual Kid
