Don't let its size fool you! It's the a big light show you hold in the palm of your hand! The Pocket Laser Light Show has been designed for home use or take it outdoors... its wireless! It's so portable that it fits into the palm of your hand. Simply turn it on and watch as a spectacular array of laser light designs perform on your walls or ceilings! More at Perpetual Kid
Do you want to instantaneously appear more attractive worldly sophisticated? Perhaps you need to momentarily class up a friend? Maybe a neighbors baby? We have the solution for you! Fingerstache is a set of mustache-shaped temporary tattoos for your fingers that gives the moxie of the mustache to the masses! With 19 unique styles to choose from, the Fingerstache lets you choose the... More at Perpetual Kid
It's come to this. You're trapped in the middle of nowhere inside a rundown shack surrounded by zombies. Your cell phone doesn't get reception and the land lines just emit a constant busy signal. Your only hope for survival is to get to one of the abandoned stores so you can get a battery for the CB radio in the shack and a shotgun to help you survive the trip back. Good luck with that.... More at Perpetual Kid
The invisible ink contains special high brightness ultraviolet viewable compounds. The ink is completely invisible in normal light. The secret messages can only be revealed by the beam of the UV Blacklight. This beam consists of ultraviolet energy close to the visible spectrum of light which causes particles within the ink to fluoresce illuminating the message. Batteries included. Not... More at Perpetual Kid
Add a prophecy to your afternoon with the ancient Chinese tradition of tea leaf reading. Equipped with a history lesson, instructions and a dictionary of symbols, this set will intrigue any fan of history or mysticism. Brew these loose black tea leaves in the accompanying mug and read the signs. Cup made in China; kit made in USA. More at Perpetual Kid
Wow! Stand back! This gigantic whoopee cushion will really make you sit up and take notice! Also known as the poo-poo cushion, this practical joke device produces that unmistakable noise resembling a...flatulence. What a blast! This oversized Master Blaster measures 12 INCHES IN DIAMETER and makes a huge gas of a sound! More at Perpetual Kid
Nope, you aren't seeing things... This isn't the Emergency Clown Nose... it's the Emergency Brown Nose! Always keep one in your desk and in your car so youll never go into the office without one!Use it to call someone out or to use yourself when youre groveling for a day off or extra time on your project. No prescription required, the Emergency Brown Nose is just the thing for a quick... More at Perpetual Kid
Turn any boring table into the ultimate ping pong match! A full size table-tennis set that includes: quality full size table tennis paddles, 2 balls, a full size net, two steel posts with padded clamps (to fit all tables) plus two awesome wristbands! The sturdy metal case is perfect to stow it all away at the end of the tournament. More at Perpetual Kid
This will soon be your favorite pen holder! Your desk will look like a crime scene and scare off your coworkers! For serious frustration, please seek anger management classes! Dead Fred is approx. 5 x 3 and is made of silicone rubber. SUCK UK created perfectly designed gifts, accessories and items for the home. Made in the UK! More at Perpetual Kid
Based on an original 1950's game - one of the most fascinating ever made! Simply place the Amazing Robot in the Question Circle, ask it one of the many questions provided. Move the Amazing Robot to the Answer Circle and he'll mysteriously spin and point to the right answer every time! The Amazing Robot is always right! Children and adults are totally bemused as to how it works! Our ultra... More at Perpetual Kid
Is constant frowning ruining your life? Do you wake up feeling sad and wish that there was a quick way to turn that frown upside down? Now there is! Emergency Clown Nose. No prescription needed, Emergency Clown Nose is just the thing for a quick laugh. Keep it with you wherever you go, laughter is the cure for what ails you and you wouldn't want to be caught joke-less. Side effects... More at Perpetual Kid
Crayons and iPads...sophisticated technology and old-school fun. Our iColor Stylus is the perfect way to interact with the screen on your phone or tablet, so go ahead...wax nostalgic. Your inner child will thank you. This silicone stylus works with any capacitive touch screen such as Apple iPad or iPhone. Great for touch typing or drawing programs. It keeps your... More at Perpetual Kid
Have your alphabet blocks been around the block A is for Apple, B is for Boring, Z if for ZZZ. Now these XYZ blocks offer a different perspective on the ABCs of modern life with this beautifully crafted set of wooden XYZ blocks, complete with wooden tray for storage. They have all the traditional play value you expect, along with lots of chuckles for kids - and adults, too! Blocks include... More at Perpetual Kid
This great game is a bone-yard of fun for adults and kids alike. Using one hand only, each player removes a bone from the stack and places it on the top. The last player to place a bone without toppling the stack wins! Features:Wooden game pieces packaged in an illustrated gift box. More at Perpetual Kid
Old school bike bell meets a fun design... and the world cheers! Our fun and unique hand-painted Cupcake Bike Bells are painted with eco-friendly paints(without solvents or toxic fumes) and are just the right accessory for your bike! The hand-painted bells are baked making them resistant to all types of weather. Original artwork is done by Annie Legroulx. More at Perpetual Kid
This is by far the most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created! As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you'll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins! Meaty fun for the whole family! Ages 8+. ... More at Perpetual Kid
Food fight! Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 6" tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3" tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs for hours of fun! More at Perpetual Kid
Get your kids hooked on sushi early! Our Wooden Sushi Play Set features sliceable sushi rolls, shrimp, and tuna. Slice up the wooden treats with the included cleaver and pick up with the easy-to-use chopsticks! The sushi rolls make a fun chopping sound when theyre sliced! Don't have any kids of your family to gift this to? Not a problem - we think it makes a fun... More at Perpetual Kid
The character of a person is judged on the uniqueness of their eraser collection. Okay, so maybe that's not true since we left kindergarten! You can still show up the other kids in the office by prominently displaying your cool new sushi eraser collection! Oh yea, and they also do a pretty darn good job of erasing pencil! Made in Japan. Non-toxic lead-free safe materials! Set of six ultra... More at Perpetual Kid
Meeting dragging on a bit too long? Instant Beach Ball! Awkward first date? Instant Beach Ball! Waiting in line at the grocery store? Instant Beach Ball! Our colorful Instant Beach Ball will turn any boring or uncomfortable situation into a rollicking funfest! Be prepared for fun cause the ball is bringing it on! More at Perpetual Kid
Ewwwww yum! Impress your friends and family as you reenact scenes from Night of the Living Dead with a gelatin brain. Come on, there's always room for BRRAAAAIIIINNNSSS! Our plastic Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold includes a recipe for Worm Infested Zombie Brain and measures 9 inches long x 7.5 inches wide x 3 inches deep. More at Perpetual Kid
Use our Dinobox Stencil Set to create the dinosaurs that are in your imagination! First choose a body, then add a head, tail, horns, and crests! Choose carefully, there are hundreds of possibly prehistoric combinations. The Dinobox tin contains 3 stencils and 3 fine-point tip pens for your creative creations! The three stencils can be combined to create hundreds of... More at Perpetual Kid
Germs are actually on everything these days. Most of them are unseen by the naked eye, but there are some places where you walk in and just think, Ew, disgusting because theres just filth on each square inch. So when you HAVE to touch something that grosses you out, be sure to pop out our Ew Hand Sanitizer and clean up! Um, you need this. Our 2 ounce non-lubricating... More at Perpetual Kid
Do you know someone that thinks they are a bad ass but you know better? Well then do we have the perfect accessory just for them! Bring out their inner rock star while keeping their arm clear of possible regrets with our Tattoo Sleeve! One size fits most adults- stretches to fit. Measures 17 inches long x 4 inches in diameter. Nylon and Spandex. Hand wash. More at Perpetual Kid
