Grab your chopsticks, ginger, wasabi and soy sauce but do not try to eat our Sushi Doormat, its seriously not edible! It'll look mighty fine next to you while you enjoy your favorite sushi rolls though! You'll freshen up the style in your house with this not so fishy rug! Even if your guests are packed like sushi in your little apartment they wont mind all because of this awesome rug. Made... More at Perpetual Kid
Let your visitors know that you have extravagant taste, but you are very frugal with our We Serve Only Expensive Wine, Did You Bring Any? Doormat! We know you like to share, but when the Johnsons and Abhrams keep coming over with those $5 bottles of wine and then drink your expensive reserve, its a little shocking. So next time you hear that door bell ring, there will... More at Perpetual Kid
Gnomes have taken over your yard.. and they don't appear to have many manners! Your neighbors are not going to be happy when they see this mooning guy in your front yard! Be the envy/demise of your neighbors! Perfect for your yard or garden... You could even use it to liven up your office cube! Measures 7 inches tall x 7 inches wide. Plastic. More at Perpetual Kid
Everyone remembers those stories about people flushing baby alligators down the toilet and now they're alive and grown-up in the sewers. Probably just a tale to keep kids from playing down there, right? Our Alligator Manhole Doormat will startle your guests to no end! Great to put in a bathroom or kitchen! You never know what's lurking beneath your floors or in your pipes. This hilarious... More at Perpetual Kid
Do you want to come home to some boring rug that says, Welcome (yawn), or the site of your most favorite, smoky and meaty treat? We knew youd make the right decision and would choose our Bacon Doormat to adorn your floor! Nothing will decorate your house better than strips of salty, cured meat! This delicious looking mat can go anywhere in your house and will look great under your feet... More at Perpetual Kid
